Tag Archive | humour

How To Deal With Teenagers

Most of the time teenagers seem like bratty kids,who have nothing better to do in the day than whine and complain about everything and everyone around them. Well we definitely are that, but we are also so much more….. You see, teenagers need to be approached with CAUTION . Their hormones are all over the place and […]

HOW TO GET GIRLS

1 – SHOW NO INTEREST IN THEIR LIVES, HOBBIES AND FAMILY 2 – LOOK EVERYWHERE BUT THEIR EYES 3 – MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH THEIR BREASTS IS A COMPLIMENT 4 – SHOW UP LATE TO EVERYTHING 5 – DON’T REPLY TO TEXTS 6 – HIRE A COUPLE OF SLUTS TO PARADE ABOUT 7 – WEAR […]

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SEE A CELEBRITY

1 – DON’T BE AFRAID TO STARE 2 – ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ SPILLING SOMETHING ON THEM (IF YOU’RE IN A RESTAURANT) DOESN’T HURT 3 – HAVE A SMALL BUSINESS OR LOOKING FOR SOME WORK? SHAMELESSLY HAND THEM YOUR BUSINESS CARD 4 – TELL THEM TO AUTOGRAPH A BODY PART AND THEN TELL THEM YOUR GONNA GET IT TATTOOED […]