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HOW TO GET A GUY TO LIKE YOU

1 – SAY HELLO 2 – HAVE A  FUCKING HEARTBEAT 3 – DON’T BE A BITCH *´¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ TEENAGE VIEW                    ║DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW!║   ╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┏╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱┳╱┓┳╭┫┳┓╱▉━╯┗━╮╱┃╱┃┣┻╮┣╱╱▉┈┈┈┈┃╱┻┛┛┻╱┻┻┛╱▉╮┈┈┈┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╰━━━╯╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱  

HOW TO GET GIRLS

1 – SHOW NO INTEREST IN THEIR LIVES, HOBBIES AND FAMILY 2 – LOOK EVERYWHERE BUT THEIR EYES 3 – MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH THEIR BREASTS IS A COMPLIMENT 4 – SHOW UP LATE TO EVERYTHING 5 – DON’T REPLY TO TEXTS 6 – HIRE A COUPLE OF SLUTS TO PARADE ABOUT 7 – WEAR […]

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE BORED

1 – EAT EVERYTHING IN YOUR FRIDGE  2 – GO TO THE PARK, SIT ON A SWING AND REFUSE TO LET ANY KID ON IT 3 – NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ALCHOHOL 4 – WATCHING RE – RUNS OF KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS DOESN’T MAKE YOU A LOSER (OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE) 5 […]

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SEE A CELEBRITY

1 – DON’T BE AFRAID TO STARE 2 – ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ SPILLING SOMETHING ON THEM (IF YOU’RE IN A RESTAURANT) DOESN’T HURT 3 – HAVE A SMALL BUSINESS OR LOOKING FOR SOME WORK? SHAMELESSLY HAND THEM YOUR BUSINESS CARD 4 – TELL THEM TO AUTOGRAPH A BODY PART AND THEN TELL THEM YOUR GONNA GET IT TATTOOED […]