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WHY RELATIONSHIPS SUCK

1 – SHARING FOOD IS LIKE SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FOOT 2 – I PMS LIKE A BITCH 3 – I CAN’T LOOK TALK ABOUT HOW HOT IAN SOMERHALDER IS 4 – I HAVE FAT DAYS WHERE I DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN 5 – I NEVER REPLY TO TEXTS

WHAT TO DO ON THE FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL

1 – WEAR YOUR UGLIEST CLOTHES (YOU DON’T WANT THEM TO THINK YOU CARE) 2 – MAKE SURE YOUR MOM KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO IN 3 – INTENTIONALLY FORGET ALL THE STUFF YOU NEED  4 – DON’T TALK TO ANYONE (THEY WILL THINK YOUR WAY TOO […]

HOW TO GET GIRLS

1 – SHOW NO INTEREST IN THEIR LIVES, HOBBIES AND FAMILY 2 – LOOK EVERYWHERE BUT THEIR EYES 3 – MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH THEIR BREASTS IS A COMPLIMENT 4 – SHOW UP LATE TO EVERYTHING 5 – DON’T REPLY TO TEXTS 6 – HIRE A COUPLE OF SLUTS TO PARADE ABOUT 7 – WEAR […]

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE BORED

1 – EAT EVERYTHING IN YOUR FRIDGE  2 – GO TO THE PARK, SIT ON A SWING AND REFUSE TO LET ANY KID ON IT 3 – NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ALCHOHOL 4 – WATCHING RE – RUNS OF KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS DOESN’T MAKE YOU A LOSER (OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE) 5 […]

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU SEE A CELEBRITY

1 – DON’T BE AFRAID TO STARE 2 – ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ SPILLING SOMETHING ON THEM (IF YOU’RE IN A RESTAURANT) DOESN’T HURT 3 – HAVE A SMALL BUSINESS OR LOOKING FOR SOME WORK? SHAMELESSLY HAND THEM YOUR BUSINESS CARD 4 – TELL THEM TO AUTOGRAPH A BODY PART AND THEN TELL THEM YOUR GONNA GET IT TATTOOED […]

HOW TO DEAL WITH SHY PEOPLE

1 – DONT LAUGH AT THEIR FAULTS 2 –  LET THEM TAKE THEIR TIME TO GET USED TO THINGS/NEW ENVIRONMENTS 3 – PUBLIC SPEAKING IS WORSE THAN REBECCA BLACK ON A FRIDAY 4 –  IF THEY GET AWKWARD TRY TO STEER THE CONVERSATION ELSEWHERE 5 –  ONLY FORCE THEM TO GO OUTSIDE IF THE BUILDING IS […]