Advice + How To’s

How To Play Guitar (For Teens)

Learning guitar can be frustrating. In fact if you can’t handle stress, you’re better off slamming your face into a glass door. You see learning guitar requires a whole lot of PATIENCE.  Take me for example, I got my first guitar when I was 10 years old, my first thought was ‘Wow, playing it looked so much more […]

How To Deal With Teenagers

Most of the time teenagers seem like bratty kids,who have nothing better to do in the day than whine and complain about everything and everyone around them. Well we definitely are that, but we are also so much more….. You see, teenagers need to be approached with CAUTION . Their hormones are all over the place and […]

HOW TO GET A GUY TO LIKE YOU

1 – SAY HELLO 2 – HAVE A  FUCKING HEARTBEAT 3 – DON’T BE A BITCH *´¨) ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤ TEENAGE VIEW                    ║DON’T FORGET TO FOLLOW!║   ╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┏╮╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱┃┃╱╱╱┳╱┓┳╭┫┳┓╱▉━╯┗━╮╱┃╱┃┣┻╮┣╱╱▉┈┈┈┈┃╱┻┛┛┻╱┻┻┛╱▉╮┈┈┈┃╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╰━━━╯╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱╱  

WHY RELATIONSHIPS SUCK

1 – SHARING FOOD IS LIKE SHOOTING MYSELF IN THE FOOT 2 – I PMS LIKE A BITCH 3 – I CAN’T LOOK TALK ABOUT HOW HOT IAN SOMERHALDER IS 4 – I HAVE FAT DAYS WHERE I DON’T WANT TO BE SEEN 5 – I NEVER REPLY TO TEXTS

WHAT TO DO ON THE FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL

1 – WEAR YOUR UGLIEST CLOTHES (YOU DON’T WANT THEM TO THINK YOU CARE) 2 – MAKE SURE YOUR MOM KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO IN 3 – INTENTIONALLY FORGET ALL THE STUFF YOU NEED  4 – DON’T TALK TO ANYONE (THEY WILL THINK YOUR WAY TOO […]

HOW TO GET GIRLS

1 – SHOW NO INTEREST IN THEIR LIVES, HOBBIES AND FAMILY 2 – LOOK EVERYWHERE BUT THEIR EYES 3 – MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH THEIR BREASTS IS A COMPLIMENT 4 – SHOW UP LATE TO EVERYTHING 5 – DON’T REPLY TO TEXTS 6 – HIRE A COUPLE OF SLUTS TO PARADE ABOUT 7 – WEAR […]

THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU’RE BORED

1 – EAT EVERYTHING IN YOUR FRIDGE  2 – GO TO THE PARK, SIT ON A SWING AND REFUSE TO LET ANY KID ON IT 3 – NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF ALCHOHOL 4 – WATCHING RE – RUNS OF KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS DOESN’T MAKE YOU A LOSER (OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE) 5 […]