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WHAT TO DO ON THE FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL

1 – WEAR YOUR UGLIEST CLOTHES (YOU DON’T WANT THEM TO THINK YOU CARE)

2 – MAKE SURE YOUR MOM KISSES YOU ON THE LIPS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO IN

3 – INTENTIONALLY FORGET ALL THE STUFF YOU NEED 

4 – DON’T TALK TO ANYONE (THEY WILL THINK YOUR WAY TOO COOL)

5 – SITTING ON YOUR OWN BUILDS CHARACTER

6 – DON’T LOOK ANYONE IN THE EYE

7 – SLAP ON AS MUCH MAKE-UP YOU CAN FIT ON YOUR FACE

8 – TRIPPING OVER YOUR OWN FEET IS COOL

9 – NEVER LAUGH AT JOKES

10 – MAKE 10 AM YOUR FIXED CRYING TIME ( T’LL HELP YOU FIT IN WITH THE EMO KIDS)

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2 comments on “WHAT TO DO ON THE FIRST DAY OF HIGHSCHOOL

  1. Lol my favorite blog of yours yet (and for once I’m not being sarcastic)

    • Gee thanks. Sadly I am not making blog post on here any more due to them sucking and no one reading them. But i did make a tumblr (andromedadiaries.tumblr.com) which you are free to follow.

      Although none of my fruitful charm and sarcasm are over there, but its still worth a gander. (did i really just use that word?)

      Thanks.

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